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After many years of endless suffering, I tearfully buried my loving wife today.

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"Okay, Sarah" said my manager "I think we have everyone here, you can begin the presentation".

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“Don’t worry, I’ll give you something to cry about,” - I said calmly to my wife’s murderer.

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"The results are in, you're not the father."

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Abortion clinics around the world were suddenly overwhelmed with women eager to have their unborn children removed from their wombs, intact.

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The young couple were torn apart by societal pressure.

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His Queen died sitting on his face as he lay tied to the bed. NSFW

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"Kaboom!", my 5 year old giggled, since I had taught him to enjoy the loud bombing noises in our Syrian town instead of being afraid.

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I had always considered my extra fingers to be something extraordinary.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After many years of endless suffering, I tearfully buried my loving wife today.	2764
"Okay, Sarah" said my manager "I think we have everyone here, you can begin the presentation".	2758
“Don’t worry, I’ll give you something to cry about,” - I said calmly to my wife’s murderer.	2756
"The results are in, you're not the father."	2737
Abortion clinics around the world were suddenly overwhelmed with women eager to have their unborn children removed from their wombs, intact.	2736
The young couple were torn apart by societal pressure.	2725
His Queen died sitting on his face as he lay tied to the bed. NSFW	2694
[deleted by user]	2645
"Kaboom!", my 5 year old giggled, since I had taught him to enjoy the loud bombing noises in our Syrian town instead of being afraid.	2615
I had always considered my extra fingers to be something extraordinary.	2613